There is no way to start a “first post” blog entry without sounding like a git. It is nature’s way: anything born to this world must first be covered in goo and fumble around getting its bearings. So let me pass this first bit of meconium: yes, I really did reference Python in the blog title. So sue me. The point is this: there is no creature on God’s green earth more debilitatingly disarming than the alpine-dwelling pika. No amount of evil is immune from going “awwwwww…wook at the wittuw guy” (well, maybe some forms of evil). This is of course right before said Caerbannog-based pika proceeds to explode through limbs, torsos, etc. (admit it, rodent-induced gore is freakin’ awesome).

What I wish to convey here is a sense of (completely unwarranted) danger for those who underestimate the power of some (semi-)anonymous douche who lives in mountain climes. Of course in reality what I wish to convey is that I’m a dork and I’m childishly amused, as well as occasionally filled with rage.

Oh, and since I was a dipshit when I created my username, call me “Fierce Pika,” or FP.

Actually, “Kyle” will do. Whatever. Just make it clear who yer talkin’ to.